Workers insist that they are not disgruntled. They are very gruntled.

A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers.

I have a wandering eye and a lazy eye so they cancel each other out. It's a push.

Breaking News: Winds so strong in NYC The Statue of Liberty's gown just blew off!

I think the education system is great just the way it is. There's kids in my neighborhood in Los Angeles, seven years old, that can already speak fluent Spanish.

If people can't deal with their problems, they numb themselves a little bit.

I became a vegetarian after I became aware of factory farming and slaughterhouses and the torture and inhumane handling of all these animals.

Every homeless puppy and kitten was born to parents who weren't spayed or neutered. I'm proud to support PETA's work to prevent animal homelessness.

You don't have to swim faster than the shark, just faster than the person you're with.

I'm on a strict running program. I started yesterday. I've only missed one day so far.

Never wear a red t-shirt to Target. I enjoy helping people, but not every two minutes.

What kind of fool makes a deal with a man named wolf?

He flattered himself on being a man without any prejudices; and this pretension itself is a very great prejudice.

There's really no reason to rehash something that you've already seen.

Music and visual performance have to influence each other. Designers and musicians have to be the nexus of all things pop culture, so I think about designers when I'm making music.

Genuine happiness is hard to miss.

It's good to stay as close to real life as you can, and then kind of dress it up.

And as this round (ring) is nowhere found to flaw, or else to sever. So let our love as endless prove and pure as gold forever.

Every time I'm close to you, there's too much I can't say, and you just walk away. And I forgot to tell you I love you.

But when I do get recognized, I get recognized usually for 'Firefly.

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