Workshops and seminars are basically financial speed dating for clueless people.

Remember: the time you feel lonely is the time you most need to be by yourself. Life's cruelest irony.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

You can't fake creativity, competence, or sexual arousal.

Fondue sets, martini shakers and juicing machines: three things the world could live completely without.

If a building looks better under construction than it does when finished, then it's a failure.

Big companies are like marching bands. Even if half the band is playing random notes, it still sounds kind of like music. The concealment of failure is built into them.

Eagles are seagulls with a good hairdo.

We decided that the French could never write user-friendly software because they're so rude.

Is there anything in the world more annoyingly creepy than an unspoken dress code?

When we constantly ask for miracles, we're unraveling the fabric of the world. A world of continuous miracles would not be a world, it would be a cartoon.

Every moment is a moment of decision, and every moment turns us inexorably in the direction of the rest of our lives.

It was the Communists, it was the Mexicans, it was the government. And the only people who acknowledged their guilt weren't guilty at all.

How you start your day lays out how well you live it.

I didn't intend to go in that direction but strange things happen when the lights go out.

The only thing Christianity can not be...is moderately important.

You have to have curiosity in life. The moment you don't have any more curiosity, then don't do anything. Retire and stay in your house.

Love is not a product of reasonings and statistics. It just comes-none knows whence-and cannot explain itself.

WE CAN NOT LIVE ON THIS PLANET WITH DEAD OCEANS. IF OUR OCEANS DIE, WE DIE.

In a civil war… every side is wrong. It’s hopeless to try to untangle it. Everyone is a victim.

To make a perfect t-shirt is hard - all you have is white cotton and fit. that's where experience comes in.