Worrying is like paying a debt you don't owe.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Be not hot in prayer and cold in praise.

The man who goes fishing gets something more than the fish he catches.

Drink is the feast of reason and the flow of soul.

Sometimes you cry, Susie, even when someone you love has been gone a long time.

I am not a redhead, I'm a blonde.

The fundamental principle of human action, the law, that is to political economy what the law of gravitation is to physics is that men seek to gratify their desires with the least exertion

Another threat to stability is the rise of Internet gambling

The less attention I pay to what people want and the more attention I pay to just writing the book I want to write, the better I do.

A wise word is not a substitute for a piece of herring.

The choices of one shape the futures of all.