Worse day ever!" I whined to Ellie."Oh, worse than the time you got pulled over and the cop said 'papers' and you said 'scissors, I win' and he didn't laugh?

A girl can dream can’t she? My new life plan is to stumble into every office of a CEO until I find a Christian Grey.

Does anyone remember how we used to get cash before ATM's? Did we have to go inside the bank? Then what? We lived like apes!

Being fired has some of the advantages of dying without its supreme disadvantages. People say extra-nice things about you, and you get to hear them.

It's kind of interesting to be a director who is all of a sudden being an actor playing an agent. This is my whole world!

The dumber people are, the more they feel the need for a broad set of shoulders they can lay their head against.

I do happen to love Honey Nut Cheerios. I don't know if I want to walk down to the store in my pajamas for them. But I do love them.

T]he state Republican chairman, Gaylord Parkinson, postulated what he called the Eleventh Commandment: Thou shalt not speak ill of any fellow Republican.

If you want to be respected for your actions, then your behavior must be above reproach. If our lives demonstrate that we are peaceful, humble, and trusted, this is recognized by others.

Americans are nature-lovers: but they only admit of nature proofed and corrected by man.

Laughter is the best medicine for a long and happy life. He who laughs lasts!