Worshiping the earth is more fun than going to church. It's also closer.

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.

Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women.

Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin.

A firm, hearty handshake gives a good first impression, and you'll never be forgiven if you don't live up to it.

At the core of liberalism is the spoiled child — miserable, as all spoiled children are, unsatisfied, demanding, ill-disciplined, despotic and useless. Liberalism is a philosophy of sniveling brats.

There's a whiff of the lynch mob or the lemming migration about any overlarge concentration of like-thinking individuals, no matter how virtuous their cause.

Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective.

Watching Republicans in Washington is like watching lemmings, if lemmings jumped into cesspools instead of off cliffs. Splash! There goes Mark Foley!

Authority has always attracted the lowest elements in the human race

SMILE!!!!! TODAY is the TOMORROW you worried about YESTERDA"Y

Madam de Stael pronounced architecture to be frozen music so is statuary crystalized spirituality.

I'm called the Godfather [of Ecstacy] because I published for the first time information about its effects in man. I feel content with the title. MDMA is a beautiful drug.

We live in the time of the colossal upright oblong.

To the extent that philosophical positions both confuse us and close doors to further inquiry, they are likely to be wrong.

Too quick a sense of constant infelicity.

Since when do corporations not have responsibility to the community? Since when to the not have responsibility to their employees?

My favorite show tune has got to be Stephen Sondheim's "I Remember Sky." It's probably the saddest song of all time I sing it to myself in the mirror. No, I am kidding. That's the joke.

I could pose in fashion commercials as a high society star but politics is a new way of life.

Live through deeds of love, and let others live with tolerance for their unique intentions.