Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

I'm a strong opponent of all religious belief.(Conversations pg 96)

A pessimist is a liar, unless he destroys himself, and no less of a hypocrite than a priest who defiles the holy.

When you love and accept yourself, when you know who really cares about you, and when you learn from your mistakes, then you stop caring about what people who don't know you think.

I'm proud that today, at 43 years old, I've come to value the aging process and focus on inner rather than outer beauty.

Modern dancers give a sinister portent about our times.

Feminists have not tried to "destroy the family". We just thought the family was such a good idea that men might want to get involved in it too.

I think if you can take care of yourself, and then maybe try to take care of someone else, that's sort of how you're supposed to live.

When you're working with an object, you can put in almost anything you want, you can make it abstract.

Every day matters. I think so. I do. But I really have to work to force myself to see its value sometimes.

Some desire is necessary to keep life in motion.