Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie?

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it.

If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.

Being kind is more important than being right.

I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to Iran.

I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting.

Everyone starts out being an atheist. No one is born with belief in anything. Infants are atheists until they are indoctrinated.

People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.

Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.

Work is designed to be a means of fulfilling your destiny

Something got screwed up in terms of your priorities if you think it's more important to get rid of the dividend tax than it is to take care of 11 million kids.

When I'm not working I try to stay out of the public eye as much as possible.

The few women who have been admitted to the study are usually given a second-class status in which they are taught only the basics of self-discovery.

Dreams are more real than reality itself, they're closer to the self.

Joke stealing is a big deal to me, but I mean, I'm not going to investigate it if it doesn't effect me directly.

Accordingly, when the supply of gold runs short, the security behind the notes is diminished, the loaning of notes is restricted or suspended, and the panic follows.

I was definitely living fast. I was working, traveling a lot, playing. I didn't stop. It all became unbalanced.

I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and was in bed before the room was dark.

All nobility in its beginnings was somebody's natural superiority.