Would you care for something to drink?” “Is it poisoned?” “It’s Saturday,” I said. “We only serve poison during the week.

Now climb, young grasshopper, so your Kung Fu won't be weak.

Black hair, angelic face, and devil eyes.

Strawberry Shortcake called, she wants her outfit back

First rule of bodyguard detail: know where your 'body' is at all times.

If the sky could dream, it would dream of dragons.

The decorator of Las Colimas must have been a great admirer of both early Aztec and late Taco Bell architectural styles.

I'm welding the bimbo room shut.

She can tell you the height of the attacker from the trigonometry of the blood spatter, while I'm fuzzy on what trigonometry is.

I had forgotten that talking to you is like trying to pet a cactus." Saiman said dryly. "Thank you for reminding me." "Always happy to oblige.

Your headlights don't scare me.

What will survive of us is love.

When an artist friend of mine explained she was working her way up the creative ladder, I asked if she would kindly paint the front of my house on the way up.

I beg you, alight and join your sorrow with mine: misfortune wanders everywhere, and settles now upon one and now upon another.

Heart and character have no gender, religion nor color.

A nation of unhappy teachers makes for a sadder and more endangered America.

The English know how to make the best of things. Their so-called muddling through is simply skill at dealing with the inevitable.

A director shouldn't get in the way of the movie, the story should.

Youth culture adopts Armani and adapts it in its own way, as befits youthful enthusiasm.

Data only exists within the framework of a vision you're building to, a hypothesis of where you're moving to.

Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master.