Wouldn't it be great if our national news media had standards as high as the National Football League's?

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

I remember making that vow, the one not to forget. Not to remember what happened, but to remember who I was and how I felt.

All labor has dignity.

The moral code of Heaven for both men and women is complete chastity before marriage and full fidelity after marriage.

A political war can be fought from anywhere.

When we realize the degree of agency we actually do have, we no longer have to "hope" at all. We simply do the work.

Every day it seems like something happens to assure me I'm in the right place, and that doing anything else would be wrong. I feel so incredibly blessed.

The greatest weapon in the world ... is ridicule.

I love Bridget Fonda.

I don't finish every story, but I probably write and send out three out of five of them.

All art is propaganda...I do not care a damn, for any art that is not used for propaganda.