Wouldn’t that make a charming epitaph? Here lies Cat. Killed not by fang, but Ferragamos.

The sh*t's gonna splatter, start buggin, yo..." Mencheres to Cat

Brush teeth. Wash hair. Rule undead world with an iron fist.

It was ironic; he held her captive, yet she’d captivated him.

You're shagging a woman who can turn into a dragon? Blast you, Charles, I am sick with envy!

I am a nice young girl here to pick up your granddaughter for the weekend... We're going to a Bible retreat to scare the devil out of her. - Bones to Cat's grandparents

You're not a woman," he said finally. "You're the Grim Reaper with red hair!

Careful, luv. I might be angry with you, but that doesn't mean I don't still want you. So if you do that again, I'll shag you right here, right now, and sod anyone who wants to watch

That face. That body. And you know he’s packing. Look at the angle on that dangle.

I couldn't help shaking my head as I looked at him. Ian slept like a baby every morning - well, a baby who continually kept one hand down his pants.

Nice to meet you, mate, and here's some advice: Don't even think about it. You try anything with her and I'll neuter you with my bare hands.

I don't think your ability to fight has anything to do with how big you are. It's to do with how much anger is in you.

I'm not much of a famous-person friend. I've hung out with Brooke Shields and I don't think I've ever seen that kind of pure face recognition, but I keep a low profile.

You could say that the Hell's Angels have a bad reputation, then you talk to a biker, and he's trying to join it. It just depends upon who you're talking to about reputation.

I get photobombed by the hottest people in the world.

I've been waiting 13 years for justice.

Rap is poetry to music, like beatniks without beards and bongos.

To be successful in bodybuilding you have to be a good observer

The future not being born, my friend, we will abstain from baptizing it.

It's humiliating to be dependent, anyway, but it's still a poorer pass to have no one to depend on.

Liberty is a soul’s right to breathe.