Wouldn’t you rather play chess, Ma’am?....It’s less destructive of clothes.

Never sleep with a lady only once, especially in the case of an older lady.-'Rhett

What one heart finds in Him is so different than what another discovers, yet none less true.

Three eggs two slices of toast a cup of coffee an episode of Mr. Ed. A Violin and a bowl of fruit what else does a man need?

True politeness consists in being easy one's self, and in making every one about one as easy as one can.

Honesty is a complex and tricky thing, and we don't want to be honest all the time.

Every sermon must contain a certain shot of heresy.

It's not always as comfortable blazing the trail as it is walking on it.

The moon just crapped the bed.

My future is in Perth, hopefully as a citizen and I want to be an asset to the country as much as I want to be a part of the community and be a citizen.

I've never had any big ideas about being the solo.

I love touring. But it's super nice to have a new reason to play shows that isn't based around that perennial cycle of album/tour/promotion.