Wow. Losing 95 percent of your audience in just five years. That basically makes Obama the NBC of presidents.

You don't need people’s opinion on a fact. You might as well have a poll asking: ‘Which number is bigger, 15 or 5?’ or ‘Do owls exist?’ or ‘Are there hats?'

Drug companies are a bit like high school boyfriends - they're much more concerned with getting inside you than being effective once they're in there.

What a tiresome place America would be if freedom meant we all had to think alike or be the same color or wear the same gray flannel suit! That road leads to the conformity of the graveyard!

News is not a game show. You don't win a car if you happen to be right.

Economics is like the Dutch language - I'm told it makes sense, but I have my doubts.

One thing that America is objectively exceptional at is overreacting whenever anyone accuses them of not being exceptional.

The Confederate flag is one of those things that should only be seen on t-shirts, belt buckles and bumper stickers to help the rest of us identify the worst people in the world.

Anybody who claims to be excited for April Fools' Day is probably a sociopath.

Life is a short walk. There is so little time and so much living to achieve.

My fight is not for racial sameness but for racial equality and against racial prejudice and discrimination.

I'm not bossy - I just happen to be more capable than most everyone else.

My friends are all geeks. And many of them are scientists who love playing outside as much as I do.

I feel completely free to do whatever I want and how I want to do it. I feel unburdened by my past.

Unless devotion is given to the thing which must prove false in the end, the thing that is true in the end cannot enter.

Shall any gazer see with mortal eyes, Or any searcher know by mortal mind; Veil upon veil will lift but there must be Veil upon veil behind.

We never forget those who make us blush.

Such short little lives our pets have to spend with us, and they spend most of it waiting for us to come home each day.

I just want to be young and fun and you know I think people should all wear yellow shoes.

I want you to recognize that I'm a proud monkey...

I like music of almost any kind - including this.