Wow, girlfriend, you're incompatible with life! And here I thought I was just incompatible with pink.

I know it's practical for career women, but sneakers with suits? Jesus couldn't possibly weep harder than I did.

Never, EVER give up. Not ever. Not EVER. Ever EVER!

I'm in a Road Runner cartoon, Sinclair. And I'm the coyote.

Did vampirism encourage Stockholm syndrome?

He said my name the way diabetics talked about hot fudge sundaes.

Kissing Sinclair was like making out with a sexy timber wolf— he was licking my fangs and nipping me lightly and growling under his breath and it was...oh, it was really something.

I'm rubber and you're glue," I told Satan, " and everything that bounces of me sticks to you.

Can you burn me up with holy water? Poke me to death with your crucifix? Pelt me with communion wafers?

Why is it suddenly uncool to spell? That's all I want to know.

Also,I loathe it when you refer to me as dude" Eric Sinclair to Betsy

You can give without loving, but you can never love without giving.

The odds are stacked against us until we realize: We make the odds.

The Lack of perseverance and effort isn't called Destiny !

Sometimes a noble failure serves the world as faithfully as a distinguished success.

The Bible is a great source of wisdom and consolation and should be read frequently.

You'll never, eever, be the same, again!

It always helps to have people we love beside us when we have to do difficult things in life.

The Internet is like closing time at a blue-collar bar in Boston. Everyone’s drunk and ugly and they’re going to pass out in a few minutes.

As the snake is separate from its slough, even so is the Spirit separate from the body.

The biggest research of all when I do a character is self-examination. You look at yourself and you ask, 'How am I similar to this person and how am I different?'