Wow, you're awesome and The universe loves a winner, so the universe must really love you!

You are unique, and this is a beautiful, beautiful thing, grasshopper.

People aren't always what you want them to be

And that is how change happens. One gesture. One person. One moment at a time.

Free the snow globes!

It's always darkest before the ultimate sparkle.

Board the cows! We've come to enslave your marigolds.

All things are possible.

I've had so many bikini waxes, I cry every time I see a Popsicle stick.

I'm sorry, Gemma. But we can't live in the light all of the time. You have to take whatever light you can hold into the dark with you.

It is a giggle full of high spirits and merry mischief, proof that we never lose our girlish selves, no matter what sort of women we become.

In spite of my suffering, at the thought that I was sure to end up by killing myself, I cried aloud and burst into tears.

Like a tenacious ivy, your presence clings onto the drab wall of my existence. Cling harder onto me love, like a blood sucking bed-bug who is never satiated.

In our civilization men are afraid they will not be men enough and women are afraid they might be considered only women.

Jump, and you will find out how to unfold your wings as you fall.

If you’d just center your thoughts and affections upon the Lord, you’d be better off accidentally than you’ve ever been on purpose!

Stand-up will always come first. I've been doing it for 22 years, and nothing compares to that connection you have with the audience. It's euphoric.

If you don't keep learning, other people will pass you by. Temperament alone won't do it - you need a lot of curiosity for a long, long time.

I have one speed, I have one gear: Go!

I never skimp on TV. I watch an embarrassing amount of TV shows. I don't even know how I do it.

I was always wrapped around music being a tradition, a skill.