Wowie zowie, love me do. Wowie zowie, and I'll love you, too.

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

There are only two things to remember. Number one...Don't Stop, and number two...Keep Going!

The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life.

Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.

Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them's really right, cause neither of them care.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

May God grant us a desire for God that supersedes all other desires.

Learn from the beasts the physic of the field.

If a woman is poorly dressed, you notice her dress. If a woman is impeccably dressed, you notice the woman.

When we exist, death is not yet present, and when death is present, then we do not exist.

The key to songwriting is just to be able to observe, and put yourself in situations to be around people, and let those ideas come to you.

So far from science being irreligious, as many think, it is the neglect of science that is irreligious-it is the refusal to study the surrounding creation that is irreligious.

Others loved themselves, money, theories, power: Lenin loved his fellow men.... Lenin was God, as Christ was God, because God is Love and Christ and Lenin were all Love!

the next morning, fang and i broke up. now let me get this strait, i broke up with him. a split second after he broke up with me.

If you tell the truth you get into trouble, and that's why politicians are extremely dull.

President Bush has a track record of making the right decisions when it comes to national security.