Wrestling seemed like something I might be good at, so I stuck with it and gave it a shot. I ended up in a pretty good place. I was very fortunate.

Follow your dreams and work hard. There's no replacement for hard work, and that's true for any field. If you work hard at it, you're going to see the fruits of your labor, I guarantee it.

My body's feeling sore, but my soul is feeling pretty good.

Y'ALL ARE JUST BITTER.

I could take over as host of The Daily Show for Jon Stewart and make that thing actually watchable.

I'm not going to die, I'm going home like a shooting star.

Let your projects be independent organisms. They will develop their own beautiful architecture.

The pristine virtue is nothing but absolute absurdity, utter obscurity and sheer imbecility.

Any fool can start a religion. And many do.

Did you know that mako shark fetuses eat each other in the womb?... Its true. Only cannibal fetuses survive to be born. Can you imagine if people were like that?

I think we have to choose, what are the issues that really matter? We have to trust that.

When God overcomes our difficulties for us, we have the assurance that we are engaged in His work and not our own

It is human nature to seek revenge in the face of relentless suffering. You can’t expect an unhealthy person to think logically.

We need military border patrols to battle drugs & terrorism.

My devotion to my job started from a personal defeat: my first girlfriend's parents rejected me because i wasn't rich. I decided i would show them what a big mistake they had made.