Wrinkles ? Why all the fuss ? Think of them as lines of distinction

There is a whole world out there, waiting for you. A world filled with opportunities wherever and whenever you want to grasp them. And whether you do or you don’t…. well that is totally up to you.

In the course of my life, I have often had to eat my words, and I must confess that I have always found it a wholesome diet.

I sleep with my gun on my bedside table. I live alone; it is my protection and makes me feel safer.

I have never fired anyone or kept anyone because of ratings or because of entertainment. I keep the people that I think are the best.

My children think I'm the perfect father, but I try to bring them up to know that, 'when you are old enough you will find some faults in me, so keep an open mind.'

They say that the Devil is a charming man. And just like you I bet he can dance.

We may neglect the wrongs which we receive, but be careful to rectify those which we are the cause of to others.

If you have one teapot And can brew your tea in it That will do quite well. How much does he lack himself Who must have a lot of things?

Well, you know, I mean, I first did my live shows in the late 70's and in those days I had a boatload of equipment that always seemed to be going wrong.

If you've managed to remain a Luddite - one who resists technology - you're surrounded by people who don't, so you're affected more than you may realize.