"Write that down," the King said to the jury, and the jury eagerly wrote down all three dates on their slates, and then added them up, and reduced the answer to shillings and pence.

The chief difficulty Alice found at first was in managing her flamingo.

I can't go back to yesterday - because I was a different person then.

I'm not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours.

You know what the issue is with this world? Everyone wants some magical solution to their problem and everyone refuses to believe in magic.

Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

I'm doubtful about the temper of your flamingo. Shall I try the experiment?

One of the secrets of life is that all that is really worth the doing is what we do for others.

Why is it that people with the most narrow of minds seem to have the widest of mouths?

If you limit your actions in life to things that nobody can possibly find fault with, you will not do much!

You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret... All the best people are!

The knives of betrayal and drama cut deep and hurt… but they also trim away the nonsense and reveal your true friends.

The early autumn sun glinted on the water, an enormous mirror ground to powder and scattered.

Water is the driving force of all nature.

More the knowledge lesser the Ego, lesser the knowledge, more the Ego.

You really can't be a good artist if you can't say what you really feel. And people may be offended, but, you know, that's how you feel, and that is your right, and that is your gift as well.

Every day you are bombarded by so many different things. When you sit down to process everything, it can become interesting visually. You can incorporate a lot of those things that you internalize.

war is a ferocious form of insanity. Nothing can justify it.

Missed opportunities were never superficial wounds; they cut straight to the bone.

successful parenting was like log rolling, and she'd often landed in the drink.

Hey man, can you talk to dolphins and pilot whales with that huge forehead of yours?