Write what you know. Write what you don't know. But most of all, write what you'd rather not know.

I bought an energy bar, and as I ate it a great weariness came over me.

Yes, we could solve for why, but we could also eat another slice of coconut cake.

I'm a citizen of the republic of empathy.

I felt as though I were snorting cocaine, or rappelling down a cliffside, or cliffsurfing off a cliff of pure cocaine.

This country was built on the backs of dudes who drank on buses. What we do honors them.

No emotion or insight is too small to inflict on the world. Let it all fly. Don't let it eat you from the inside.

The bullshit never ends. That’s the main thing to remember. It never ends.

Shudder, in fact, is not quite the word for the feeling. Feeling is not quite the word for the feeling. How's bathing at knifepoint in the phlegm of the dead? Is that a feeling?

Stuff me in a tutu and let's screen experimental videos all day.

Everything's weird if you stare at it.

Prosperity and democracy does seem to be a good way to wean a population off massive alcohol abuse.

Italians make you laugh and break your heart.

The most dangerous thing in the world is the sin of self-reliance and the stupor of worldliness.

I'm not a passive person by any stretch of the imagination.

When God decides its time, I guess he'll come for us.

My purpose is far greater than my pain

Do you want to feel good, or do you want to do good?

My first instinct is to push you until you break just to see how hard I have to press.

I don't see the point in apologizing to someone who remains angry enough to throw me off a cliff...unless we are standing by a cliff.