Write without pay until somebody offers to pay.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

I'm God. I will give you love and never hate you. I'll give you all the comforts you've ever imagined. Because I'm the God.

the human body is a miniature version of the universe - the eyes and ears are the sun and moon, breath is air, blood is rain.

Prostitutes are in no danger of finding their present life so satisfactory that they cannot turn to God: the proud, the avaricious, the self-righteous, are in that danger.

I took the wife out last night; one punch!

Confession of one's guilt purifies and uplifts. Its suppression is degrading and should always be avoided.

I think "creative preaching" is redundant.

I have gotten more than I asked for. All that I ever wanted was to hear my voice on record and have a song among the Top 20.

When I look at some of my old work, the pieces I find most interesting are the ones with people in them.

There must always be some advantage on one side or the other, and it is better that advantage should be had by talents than by chance.