Writers Are Insane. For months we are lone wolves locked in our caves. Then overnight we become publicity hounds. It's a schizophrenic business.

When you divorce someone, you divorce their whole family.

Perhaps this new kind of reading will appeal to us after we give it a try.

Any company executive who overcharges the government more than $5 million will be fined $50 or have to go to traffic school three nights a week

I'm not a good businessman and I don't promote myself particularly well. It's best I don't talk to anybody lest I alienate myself.

All work and no pay makes a housewife.

Yeah sure, I'd love to have all my movies on DVD.

I believe that in the end that it is kindness and accommodation that are all the catalysts for real change.

I like my voice, but I can't deliver as much as I wish I could.

Learn the Arabic language; it will sharpen your wisdom.