Writing is hard - writing is the hardest.

Make all your decisions based on how hilarious it would be if you did it.

If you feel like a weirdo, it's okay because weirdos rule the world.

I'm too awkward to date, I think. I'm kind of all or nothing, you know? Either put a baby inside of me or leave me alone.

It's weird, huh? It's like the minute you kinda give up control you just know what to do without doing anything.

I'm like that person who hates going to magic shows - and I love magic, I love wizards - but going to a show where there is any possibility of audience participation is a nightmare for me.

I always want to keep growing and keep surprising people, and showing them different parts of me.

I think being on a TV show is amazing but also, people get kind of used to seeing you a certain way and so it becomes a challenge to break free from that in a way.

I don't let myself 'surf' on the Web, or I would probably drown.

I've had experiences in my life where I've met certain people that have opened up something in me and given me hope and a new outlook on life.

My grandfather came over from Puerto Rico and raised his kids speaking English so that it would be easier for them to assimilate.

If there’s any redeeming quality that I can find in running away from something, it’s that I’m on my feet. Now all I’ve got to do is alter my direction.

You may pray to God to remove the hills on your way and fill every pothole on your path

Would I always look back on this moment with regret, no matter which choice I made?

While money doesn't buy love, it puts you in a great bargaining position.

Every important choice we make is being guided by one of two places: either it is an act of faith or it is an act of fear. Faith opens the door to a new future.

History is worth reading when it tells us truly what the attitude toward life was in the past.

...and she said we all had to find God inside ourselves, in the things we loved most.

Organic farming is about buying out of a corrupt, illegal and dishonest system.

Every man who would do anything well, must come to it from a higher ground.

I've got to confess I'm a pragmatic optimist myself.