Writing is simply another means for truth to escape, besides crawling out the hole it’s eaten in the author’s belly.

I'm just glad that my community has faith and confidence in me.

We're not motivated by money. We are into this thing that we're building.

People have discovered that they can fool the devil; but they can't fool the neighbors.

We cannot simply suspend or restrict civil liberties until the War on Terror is over, because the War on Terror is unlikely ever to be truly over.

The first to come and the last to go, working for that minimum wage.

It's great to write for actors when you know who they are. I think I prefer it.

We must be careful not to let our current appetites steal away any chance we might have for a future feast

I could see myself in a relationship with a girl - Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She’s mesmerizing.

I think in show business, it's really kind of easy to perpetuate that feeling of, like, Oh, I don't measure up. Or always having to prove yourself.

To study history is to study literature.