Writing is turning life's worst moments into money.

When I die, I want to decompose in a barrel of porter and have it served in all the pubs in Dublin. I wonder would they know it was me?

On Being Old. It's not nice but take comfort that you won't stay that way for ever.

Writing is turning one's worst moments into money.

I'm starved for love. Not ordinary love but real love. The love that's like music or something.

Dear Mr Skully, I have caught my neck in a mangle and will be indisposed for eternity. Yours in death S.D.

Expect the worst and that's what you'll get only it will be much worse.

I got disappointed in human nature as well and gave it up because I found it too much like my own.

The purpose of writing is to make your mother and father drop dead with shame.

Revenge is what I want. Nothing but pure unadulterated revenge. But my mother brought me up to be a lady.

Rid the mind of knowledge when looking for pleasure. Or start thinking and find a lot of pain.

A concept is a brick. It can be used to build a courthouse of reason. Or it can be thrown through the window.

I may not have riches but I have great life.

We are eternal beings who are connected to God, Source, or whatever you feel comfortable labeling the Divine. What this means is that we are here for joy and for love.

I'm fine I said for the 2,467th time this semester. (I know. I was keeping count)

Sometimes, the hardest foster children to take are teenage boys, which I was one, and I was never adopted or anything, and so I think if people up more for teenage boys, that might be beneficial.

I'm the one who's always kissing all the boys and stuff.

We can only avoid the traps we can see.

I usually say I did the best I could with what I had. I have no major regrets.

At our best, it's a good experience but we do 22 episodes a year, so there are some clunkers.

I believe that time, with its infinite understanding, will one day forgive me.