Written in pain, written in aweBy a puzzled man who questionedWhat we were here for

Religion is for people who fear hell, spirituality is for people who have been there.

Don’t you love the Oxford Dictionary? When I first read it, I thought it was a really really long poem about everything.

Tomorrow belongs to those who can hear it coming.

If I never wake again, I certainly will have lived while I was alive.

And these children that you spit on as they try to change their worlds are immune to your consultations. They're quite aware of what they're going through.

I don't know where I'm going from here, but I promise it won't be boring.

I suspect that dreams are an integral part of existence, with far more use for us than we've made of them...The fine line between the dream state and reality is at times, for me, quite grey.

The end comes when the infinites arrive.

I'm always amazed that people take what I say seriously. I don't even take what I am seriously.

Put on your red shoes, and dance the blues.

We fly with our dreams, we fall with our hesitations!

Pity is like eating mustard without beef.

It's been amazing, the number of commercials that I've done, starting back in 1968. It must be 8,000.

Of several remedies, the physician should choose the least sensational.

When it comes to doing my job, I keep my ego in my handbag.

Effective negotiators have a style that those whom they are trying to influence, relate to and admire.

My father always told me to wisen up, son. Cause if you hung with nine broke friends, you're bound to be the tenth one.

Beginner's luck is great for beginners.

Mentioning Jesus in your speech: Small government. Doing what Jesus asked: Big government.

I can hear sweat trickling down your cheek Your heartbeat sound like Sasquatch feet Thundering, shaking the concrete.