Y'know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations, like sitting on frozen peas after a vasectomy

The only way I’d ever die of a broken heart, is if I slammed into something really hard

Loving someone is sticking a pin through a voodoo doll and not hitting any vital organs

Manners without sincerity, is called polite society

Anyone can spin a victory, it's a total loss that demands creativity

If life is a bowl of cherries, what's inside of it?

Patience is learning to take a deep breath while you’re exhaling

If you see the light at the end of the tunnel, you’re lookingthrough binoculars the wrongway

An alibi is one alliterative consonant short of being a magic carpet

Target your random acts of kindness, to keep a tally of who owes what

If you're stuck in the past, you go forward in reverse

Look at everything as though you were seeing it for the first time or the last time. Then your time on earth will be filled with glory.

My beauty icons are women whose images are self-created.

I haven't heard anything so great for a long time; Beethoven snaps his fingers at the whole world.

The beginning of the end can feel a lot like the middle when you are living in it.

The phenomenon of UFOs does exist, and it must be treated seriously.

Tea...is a religion of the art of life.

We never really tried to shock for shock's sake on 'Family Guy.' If something was horribly offensive and shocking we would put it in if it was also hysterically funny.

By the plain form of my delirium I will blast the obstruction of every form around me into something barely called shadow. I sail. I swim to you. I know the water.

I love people like Kate Bush and Stevie Nicks and David Bowie - people that project themselves as characters and that contextualizes the music.

The best part of being a vegan is the purity and peace of mind one experiences and the strong connection I feel to the animal kingdom.