Y'know when your dog drags its butt across the carpet leaving a stain- It's not as easy as it looks..."

When it comes to relationships, I find it best to have two feet out the door

The only way I’d ever die of a broken heart, is if I slammed into something really hard

It's not hard to fail...it's hard to accept you failed...but once that's out of the way, it's pretty smooth sailing

Be nice to people on your way up, because you'll land on them on your way down

Loving someone is sticking a pin through a voodoo doll and not hitting any vital organs

Manners without sincerity, is called polite society

Anyone can spin a victory, it's a total loss that demands creativity

If life is a bowl of cherries, what's inside of it?

Patience is learning to take a deep breath while you’re exhaling

If you see the light at the end of the tunnel, you’re lookingthrough binoculars the wrongway

Should any political party attempt to abolish social security, unemployment insurance, and eliminate labor laws and farm programs, you would not hear of that party again in our political history.

Equal partners aren't always what we envision as being manifestly equal. Equality can come in many different shapes and sizes and combinations.

Mission is not primarily an activity of the church, but an attribute of God.

Stop thinking about your difficulties, whatever they are, and start thinking about God instead.

I have met so many young people who do not see the church as relevant and do not consider the Bible a real book of history that can be trusted.

Is puppy love the reason so many Americans are blind to the incompetence and waste of Republicans - who at a minimum are supposed to be good money managers - running Iraq reconstruction?

Stay optimistic to the point where people question your sanity.

Where imperfection ceaseth, heaven begins.

The happiness of London is not to be conceived but by those who have been in it.

You are a woman so dress like a woman. Be proud. Be sexy