Yığın kadındır. Irzını teslim edecek bir zorba arar. Çobansız rahat edemeyen kaz sürüsü.

Forget men, I want to marry my MacBook. It’s dependable, reliable and you can even go shopping with it.

If you love someone, why would you want that person to change?

There are many things we don’t understand, and many ways to unlock the brain and maximize function. Don’t ever let anybody tell you it can’t be done.

Positive thinking without any thought is wasted ...

Grateful people are good people, and good people are happy people

The future has no other reality than as present hope, and the past is no more than present memory.

No one has ever written a romance better than we lived it.

Sports plays a societal role in engendering jingoist and chauvinist attitudes. They're designed to organize a community to be committed to their gladiators.

But I also know in standup, there's nowhere to hide. You get on stage and you deliver, or you are eviscerated and you are thrown into a pile of bodies at the bottom of a mountain.

Writing is a demanding profession and a selfish one. And because it is selfish and demanding, because it is compulsive and exacting, I didn't embrace it. I succumbed to it.