YOUTH, n. The Period of Possibility, when Archimedes finds a fulcrum, Cassandra has a following and seven cities compete for the honor of endowing a living Homer.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

I never believed I will be the Breadwinner in my family, But I give Lord God Almighty Thanks!

Have a heart which does not trample down simplicity and humility.

It seemed to me then that to have published a book - any kind of book - would be the greatest possible happiness I could ask from life.

Pray till prayer makes you forget your own wish, and leave it or merge it in God's will.

The one good thing about the Angels was they always colored within the lines. They had to. Suckers.

I judge people very quickly.

A new survey out says 64 percent of Americans own a smartphone. Which is interesting because in a related survey, 100 percent of smart phones say they own an American.

Loneliness and hunger were my fortunes of creation.

Perhaps it was freedom itself that choked her.

Behind a cold face there is always an insecure heart.