Ya know what I do almost every day? I wash. Personal hygiene is part of the package with me.

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

I know this sounds strange, but as a kid, I was really shy. Painfully shy. The turning point was freshman year, when I was the biggest geek alive. No one, I mean no one, even talked to me.

My soul is not contained within the limits of my body; my body is contained within the limitlessness of my soul.

I think everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it's not the answer.

Life opens up opportunities to you, and you either take them or you stay afraid of taking them.

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine.

Flowers don't worry about how they're going to bloom. They just open up & turn toward the light & that makes them beautiful.

I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny.

Ever since I started to get recognition I've picked out certain fans and reverse-stalked them.

Everything you gain in life will rot and fall apart, and all that will be left of you is what was in your heart.

The most sublime labour of poetry is to give sense and passion to insensate things

One day you gonna find out that you can't shout... nobody does listens to you.

WE HAVE SEEN that hunger and breathing are desires of the body. There are other desires that are not of the body, but again man seldom pauses to observe these desires in himself.

Faith is contagious when we show it to one another.

Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it.

If there's one thing worse than being really angry for no reason, it's suddenly remembering the reason.

One who no longer wishes to laugh had best marry in France; they will soon find that it is no laughing matter.

Loquacity with tongue or pen is its own reward -- or, punishment.

For want of a block, man will stumble at a straw.

Do you think when two representatives holding diametrically opposing views get together and shake hands, the contradictions between our systems will simply melt away? What kind of a daydream is that?