Yawn. String-on-a-stick. Fine. I'll come out and chase itto make you happy.

I explained it loudand clear. What part of "meow"don't you understand?

Letmeoutletmeoutletmeoutletmeout.Wait--let me back in!...Letmeinletmeinletmeinletmein.Wait--let me back out!

Your tummy, soft aswarm dough. I knead and knead, thenbake it with a nap.

Dogs have hair. Cats, fur.Dogs whine, yip, howl, bark. Cats purrr.I say: No contest.

Fine. If you insist.I'll try Just.One.Nibble. But--I won't enjoy it.

Sorry about thesquishy in your shoe. Must'vebeen something I ate.

What do you mean "Ewww"?How is my tuna breath worsethan peanut butter?

I hold that a strongly marked personality can influence descendants for generations.

The principle that human nature, in its psychological aspects, is nothing more than a product of history and given social relations removes all barriers to coercion and manipulation by the powerful.

Ring out the false, ring in the true.

When my first wife & I began the school, we had one main idea: to make the school fit the child - instead of making the child fit the school.

The scripture is God's plan on how we are to live our lives here and what we are to do to have eternal life.

Good Night Sweet Prince and a flight of angels sing to thy rest.

Nike actually has a pair of shoes called Air-Turbulence. Try getting past airline security wearing those. Might as well call them Air-Osama.

Quality is determined by accuracy and completeness.

The best way to get Americans to focus on what's happening in Afghanistan is by using the example of their own.

The English Patient' is about the coming together of a French-Canadian nurse, an English patient, a Sikh in a turban and me, Caravaggio, and each of us is seeking a resolution to our own problems.