Ye Gads, no! I couldn't stand the noise.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.

The man in our society is the breadwinner; the woman has enough to do as the homemaker, wife and mother.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake.

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon - and went right on stumbling for several days thereafter.

Later she would think about how he'd snuck up on her so silently. The man was on crutches - what was he, a ninja or something?

The moon had been lighted and was hung in a treetop.

Hatred needs scorn. Scorn is hatred's nectar!

I am very much a people person.

The past always sort of haunts us and perhaps inspires us in some ways.

If facts weren't funny, or scary, or couldn't make you rich, the heck with them.

I tried self-sacrifice a couple of times in my youth.

If there is no enjoyment in this world, there would not be so much suffering. As suffering really is the frustration of our attempts to enjoy.

All reluctance is a lack of confidence.

Faith, I have been a truant in the law And never yet could frame my will to it, And therefore frame the law unto my will.