Ye have taught me something I never understood.""What? How to get rid of Parisian Pink Pecker Disease?

Have ye ever known a female who wasna a bit of a witch in her own sweet way?

A bear! I've landed on a wild and wicked bear!

What the feckin' hell is PMS, I'd like to ken?""Petty Male Shit, " she yelled.

Driving a stolen plane will be nothing compared to the ride with a fired-up Scot.

He was so damn hard, he could chip the ice from his truck's windshield with his rigid pecker.

I think...I shall call ye Beauty, for I shall be yer beast.

The little woman, wearing a pink and black zigzag-striped pantsuit over a black turtleneck, resembled a skinny zebra who'd OD'd on Pepto-Bismol.

If ye wear underwear, it's a skirt. If ye dinna, it's a kilt.

I'm doing what I love. I'm enjoying the perks of the job-the travel. I am having a great time being a shape shifter and I'm really getting a kick out of it. I love my job.

Nana used to say whenever you start feeling like the world is taking a bite out of you, bite back by counting your blessings.

If you have Darwin, Christ and Nietzsche, they're all going to talk at once. You need somebody who listens.

Power will take us beyond the gravity field of the imprint.

I grew up in Palestine, West Virginia, which is mostly a farming community; there aren't a lot of jobs.

Among a people without fellow-feeling, especially if they read and speak different languages, the united public opinion, necessary to the working of the representative government, cannot exist.

It is therefore not true that the mere existence of the Soviet Union is capable of assuring the victory of the revolution in other countries.

Once upon a time freedom used to be life-now it's money. I guess the world really do change.

If I give you two children films then come back and give you an adult film. I just love mixing it up and not being pegged into one specific thing.

The unusual wins out over the usual.