Ye know full well that the meaning of life is to find your gift. To find your gift is happiness. Never tae find it is misery.

There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.

The worst thing you can do is nothing.

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.

Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.

You never knew about people, like you never knew how deep a pond was because all you saw was the top.

I was feeling rational and restless, which is horrible for watching movies

When you face a great problem in life, don’t get scared. Consider it a great adventure. Ultimately it will shape your life with charm.

Life will sometimes, test your emotions.

Wondering leads to writing.

Family . . . the home of all social evil, a charitable institution for comfortable women, an anchorage for house-fathers, and a hell for children.

Maybe a good rule in life is never become too important to do your own laundry.

You must first have the knowledge of your power; second, the courage to dare; third, the faith to do.

I've always loved food too much to be a model.

During my solitude, conflicting thoughts increased; but much exercise of soul had the effect of causing the scriptures to gain complete ascendancy over me.

Everyday create your history, every path you take you're leaving your legacy.