Yeah, I had top-secret clearance and everything.

When life gives you lemons don't make lemonade, make pink lemonade. Be unique.

I noticed recently, in the last few shows I did, that I'm starting to get people - not a large group, but quite a few people - who come to see me because they love Curb Your Enthusiasm.

If you feel like there's something out there that you're supposed to be doing, if you have a passion for it, then stop wishing and just do it.

I'm here today because I refused to be unhappy. I took a chance.

Don't bother me while I'm eating, or when I'm coming out of the crackhouse or something. Just let me get going.

And then also I think it's harder for women because comedy is so opposite of being ladylike.

Some government workers are dedicated and work hard, but most of them are just waiting to retire.

If you're passionate about your work, it makes the people around you want to be involved too.

I don't like the saying keep your friends close and enemies closer. I want my enemy on a different planet.

I don’t understand why people really get upset about something that doesn’t affect them at all.

We do not create life, we create death.

Never take lightly that becoming an employer puts another person’s ability to provide for their life in your hands.

We largely become what we have observed and respected.

90% of Startups fail. Come in to be the 90% until we shift to rest 10%.

Faith keeps many doubts in her pay. If I could not doubt, I should not believe.

You've got the Democratic Party that now depends on more government spending and actual building the dependence on government in order to increase their political party.

Sabbath on Saturday in favor of The Lord's Day (Sunday). (Mag 9.1), rejected Judaizing (Mag 10.3), first use of term Christianity (Mag 10).

I am young enough to try my hands at all kinds of cinema.

No greater mischief could be wrought Than love united to a jealous thought.

We are all fairies living underneath a leaf of a lily pad.