Yeah, I'm obnoxious, yeah, I cut people off, yeah, I'm rude. You know why? Because you're busy.

Tide goes in, tide goes out. Never a miscommunication. You can't explain that. You can't explain why the tide goes in.

There is a point where political correctness becomes an acid that erodes freedom.

We live in an age where truth really doesn't matter anymore.

And guys, if you exploit a girl, it will come back to get you. That's called 'karma.'

Get punctual, bring energy and creativity to your work, and stay with a project until it's completed (and then double-check the results). These habits will make you indispensable.

We are all born with a grab bag of gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money.

I don't care about the Constitution! The Constitution isn't here; you're here. Don't be a pinhead.

The more laws that governments pass, the less individual freedom there is. Any student of history will tell you that. Totalitarian countries ban pretty much everything.

Your mom was right when she told you never to discuss politics and religion because emotions run so high in those arenas. Especially religion.

They advertise on the radio for food stamps!

Whoever desire to learn, shall delight in reading.

Politics is not about big money or power games

Women's propensity to share confidences is universal. We confirm our reality by sharing.

Automatic simply means that you can't repair it yourself.

The price of a college education should never include a 1 in 5 chance of being sexually assaulted.

It's really important to do everything that you possibly can to stay true to yourself.

What we do to ourselves to look a certain way is crazy.

The popular definition of tragedy is heavy drama in which everyone is killed in the last act, comedy being light drama in which everyone is married in the last act.

Clever as I am, I remain just as big a fool as anyone else.

L.A.'s not a good place to grow old.