Yeah, I made it. It sneaks up on you. You're some schmuck and you wake up one day and you go, Good God, I'm the cheese.

I'm a firm believer that character is highly overrated. Character is a trick that we do with the audience's collusion.

I was a dog in a past life. Really. I'll be walking down the street and dogs will do a sort of double take. Like, Hey, I know him.

That red carpet has to be felt to be believed.

Oh yeah, that's the Holy Grail, Pirates of the Caribbean. Johnny Depp, he's the real deal, isn't he? He doesn't get the girl, and he doesn't care.

Shameless is a rough show, and it’s not for everyone, but it’s also beautiful.

It's hard to be depressed around a ukulele. You just pick it up and you're halfway home.

I'll tell you this about the Oscars - they're real.

There are some older women out there who are just knockouts, real beauties, and they're not getting the roles they should.

Everyone hooks up with George Clooney. He's a genuinely cool guy. He's using his powers for good.

You should know the lines, be prepared, get sleep, and have the script analyzed so you're ready to rock and roll.

God predetermines the pathways.

Future indifferences is no consolation for present pain.

You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world, and there's still going to be somebody who hates peaches.

I fear it is my lot, to bide my days in hunchbacked thought, to find what I forgot.

The bottom line in the Christian life is obedience and most people don't even like the word.

The history of the world is none other than the progress of the , consciousness of freedom.

Love forgets wrongs so that there is hope for the future.

Faith is a twenty-four hour a day commitment.

Ego is even worse than dirt and filth because it attacks others.

Artists are prophets. They define the meaning of our lives and point the way.