Yeah, I make fun of blacks, and why not? I'm not a black.

Italians are fantastic people, really. They can work you over in an alley while singing an opera.

No matter where you go in this world, you will always find a Jew sitting in the beach chair next to you.

I think if I took therapy, the doctor would quit. He'd just pick up the couch and walk out of the room.

When you enter a room, you have to kiss his ring. I don't mind, but he has it in his back pocket.

When you stand alone and sell yourself, you can't please everyone. But when you're different, you can last.

Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?

I always rib people, but nobody ever gives me a hard time. I don't know why. Maybe they're afraid of what I might say. There's probably a lesson in that somewhere, but I don't know what it is.

I used to play golf. I wanted to be a better player, but after a while I realized I'd always stink. And that's when I really started to enjoy the game.

Some people say funny things - but I say things funny.

Some people call me a legend and the last of the greats, and I appreciate it.

New hope, new adventure.

The future shines so bright, lets be the brick that paves the way to a positive future.

If you always do what interests you, at least one person is pleased.

In order to learn what it means to be a woman we must start with the One who made her.

For years now, the Lakers have expressed interest in having me play for them, but we could never get the stars to align. I'm finally a Laker...

What do people really believe in any more apart from sport and music?

When chill November's surly blast Made fields and forests bare.

I care about making music and I care about creating experiences for my fans with my music and my videos and my performances.

I've always believed that you can be whatever you want to be if you are willing to sacrifice and dedicate yourself.

You don't lack resources. You lack resourcefulness .