Yeah, I was thinking about taking one of those showers where you huddle in the corner fully clothed and cry, " Archer offered.

Whoa, I'm your girlfriend now?" Archer shrugged. "We've tried to kill each other, fought ghouls, and kissed a lot. I'm pretty sure we're married in some cultures.

Um...Mercer? Haven't seen you in nearly a month. I was expecting something like, 'Oh Cross, love of my heart, fire of my loins, how I've longed--

Jackass, jackass on the wall, where's the info on Hex Hall?

I'm not sure whether you're confident or delusional, but thanks anyway.

The spell...curled around...like smoke before settling in.Sophie: "Okay, do you guys feel protected?"Archer: "Yes. Also a little violated, but that's neither here nor there.

We're going to the Underworld, " Izzy said. She bounced a little as she said it, her eyes bright and her tone implying that "the Underworld" was akin to "Candy Land.

It’ll make you feel better.” "By making me dead?” I asked. “I mean, I’m sure that would make my headache go away, but that’s a heck of a side effect.

Mom smiled and brushed my hair away from my face. “You can call yourself whatever youwant.”“Okay. Sophie Awesome Sparkle-Princess it is.

Okay, fine. But just so you know, following me into hell means you're all definitely the sidekicks.

Leave Dad alone" I told Aislinn. "His Britishness is sort-circuiting.

Create lightning bolt ideas during brainstorms by causing disturbances in your atmosphere.

When you're walking down the street or in the car just listening to the radio, and you're, like , 'Oh, that's my song.' You want to say, 'Hey Mom!' That never changes.

Nothing too long imagined can be perfect in a wordly way.

Why can't the world be simpler, like it is for guinea pigs? They only have a few rules: Crying will get you attention. If it fits in your mouth, it's food. Scream if you don't get your share.

Winning means being unafraid to lose.

On a regular basis I go over in my mind some of the most troublesome things I see about how people approach eating, and the wonder mess we have made out of a very simple thing.

With reason did the Most Holy Virgin predict that all generations would call her blessed, for all the Elect obtain eternal salvation through the means of Mary.

Confidence is the purity of action produced by a mind free of doubt.

Smiling the boy fell dead.

In the laboratory the gambits all test unfavorably, but the old rule wears well, that all gambits are sound over the board.