Yeah Jesus could turn water in to wine, but he didn't share. Douche.

We are men on a budget. I mean, why go all the way to Amsterdam when you can just go to Harry Hines?

I feel like a drummer with no sticks and somebody keeps farting on my snare drum.

You can't kill rock and roll without a silver bullet because she's a werewolf.

Being generous is not just aboutthe decisions you make withyour wallet. Being generouswith your time and energyis just as important.

Any fighter didn't like Muhammad Ali should have his head examined.

As a writer, you can't allow yourself the luxury of being discouraged and giving up when you are rejected, either by agents or publishers. You absolutely must plow forward.

Truth is congenial to man. Moral truth is then most consummate when, like beauty, it commends itself without argument. The righteous not only does right, but loves to do right.

Being seventy is not a sin. It's not a joy, either.

The great ocean of truth lay all undiscovered before me.

Dogs are easier to love than people; they're certainly more dependable. Once they love you, that's it. A true friend in life is a dog.

I also like men who have hands with big masculine veins that you can squish and move.

Inhabit ourselves that we may indeed do what we want to do.

The success of a terrorist operation depends almost entirely on the amount of publicity it receives.