Yeah, Vegas is the number one place to go. Vegas is Sin City. It really gives you a feeling of looseness and anything can go.

What I like most about cigars is simply sitting and talking with other men… Some of the best conversations I’ve ever had with men have been over a cigar.

Heroes aren't born, they're cornered. Oh, I was cornered. And I found out that I was no hero.

I'm an escaped car thief. I broke out of prison to see the Cubs in the World Series.

Celebrities in general are pretty democratic, just being in the theater. Plus, I'm from Chicago. But Obama's sensible... he's just a reasonable, sensible human being.

People are always coming up to me and saying, 'I love you, love your work.' And then the next sentence is, 'I loved your brother.' John made people laugh, and laughter is a powerful thing.

The good life doesn't knock on the door. Joy is a job.

If knowing something got you where you needed to go, you'd be there already. Put your hand to your heart, take a deep breath in...listen to your heart. It knows.

Friends will always be there for the party. REAL friends will be there after the party...

If you do not have a close friendship with your children, I will.--Child Molester warning all parents from the book Type 1 Sociopath

And, instead of pelting these babbling idiots with their own freshly toasted marshmallows, everyone else sitting around the fire is often nodding and smiling and looking solemny thoughtful.

My style is simple, kinda girly, but with a bit of an edge.

I can control the flow of paint: there is no accident.

You can see the true heart of a man when you're out in the woods with a weapon

The most important skill to acquire now is learning how to learn.

Have you noticed when you go on a diet, the first thing you lose is your temper.