Yeah, apparently chasing a bus uses different muscles than sitting and eating.

When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a badge of honor as a comedian to do that show.

Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble - you have to poke holes in them, throw them out of a job, put a pie in the face.

Learn how to set goals. That's the key to everything. That includes designing your own success. You define what the goal is, it's not somebody else's goal, it's yours.

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar.

I'm a big believer in overcoming and achieving and doing things and not feeling sorry for yourself.

I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there.

There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with it.

You say tomato, I say bourbon and coke.

Things don't make me nearly as happy as talking and having a beer with my friends. And that's something everyone can do.

Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has led to the rise of the gang problems we have now.

A decision once taken brings peace to a man's mind and eases his soul.

We can no longer imagine that we are part of something larger than ourselves - that is what all this boils down to.

I'm a Major League 3rd Baseman. If you want to go play in parking lot, I'm suppose to stop the ball.

What my political views or my constitutional views are just doesn't matter.

One of the dangers of being here [the Senate] a while is you may have been on record directly and diametrically opposed to what one is saying today.

A pure heart won't get us out of conflict and controversy. It may well be the very thing that gets us into it.

I hate working out, but I love jumping rope. Theres a rhythm. It's like dancing.

If North Korea doesn't have a deterrent, they will be wiped out.

You all right?" Diana let out a deep breath. "Ask me again when I'm not praying.

Corporations no longer try to fit square pegs into round holes; they just fit them into square cubicles.