Yeah, because I'm the one with the long hair and the pouty lips right?

Look at you walkin' out here with your hair done, nails done, everything did, what you think you fancy huh?!

What are you two doing flirting with this nerd? I told you, you are supposed to be in charge of the 50 dancing girls I had set up for Miz's celebration.

This is all yours, forever. It's all yours, forever!

We share a lot in common, attitude wise.

If he's walking around with the title, whose right and whose wrong? He's awesome. And I'm his protege, so what does that make me? That makes me awesome as well.

I even fold this mans underwear and I like it!

If he's the king, I'm the prince.

And if you're not buying my dinnner or you think you fancy, you're not getting a date with The Miz!

Welcome to Miz-fest 2010! It's all going A-Ry.

Hide your kids, hide your wife, don't change the channel, this is monday night raw and The Miz is the WWE champion.

Others may write from the head, but he writes from the heart, and the heart will always understand him.

Patience can be a means of letting matters mature to a proper state for action, not just a way of letting time slip away.

KERRYANNE: Well, if I’m so spectacular why did my husband leave me for her?” KURT: (Poor baby.) Because he’s a weak *ssh*le, and you were way too much woman for him.

Not eating breakfast is the worst thing you can do, that's really the take-home message for teenage girls.

I tend to equate sadness with intelligence.

I ain't got an original thought in my head. If it ain't got the scent of divinity to it, I ain't interested in it

I would never have discovered alcohol.

The first piece of luggage out of the chute doesn't belong to anyone, ever.

I got started dancing because I knew it was one way to meet girls.

I don't know if we'll ever get used to the attention from the fans.