Yeah, but what happens if life hands me pickles? - Bumper sticker

You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.--T-SHIRT

I stop fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now. T-shirt

We're like the Three Musketeers, searching for truth and justice and the American way.: Glitch snorted. "More like the Three Blind Mice, stumbling around trying to find a hunk of cheese in the dark.

I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.

There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

Reyes Farrow. Because perfection is a dirty job, but someone has to do it.

I totally should've gone to Hogwarts when I had the chance.

I lowered the gun but didn’t holster it. Not just yet. She could turn out to be psychotic. Or a door-to-door salesperson.

I meant to behave. There were just too many other options.--T-SHIRT

Chocolate and coffee ? Together ? Whoever came up with that combination should have won a Nobel Peace Prize. Or at least a subscription to Reader's Digest.

There is nothing you lack and all you will find

By swap news do you mean drink?" "I do, and that excessively.

You're not going to be able to make good decisions without building some relationship of trust between yourself and community.

In order to have enough freedom, it is necessary to have too much.

Wrinkles are hereditary. Parents get them from their children.

My room is so small, the mice are hunchbacked.

It is easier to gaze into the sun, than into the face of the mystery of God. Such is its beauty and its radiance.

Mysteries are feminine; they like to veil themselves but still want to be seen and divined.

In war and in peace, in prosperity and times of economic hardship, America has no better friend or more dependable ally than the United Kingdom.

An informed citizenry is at the heart of a dynamic democracy.