Yeah, my father is an egotistical douchebag, " he says roughly. "My name literally means Jonathan empire.

It doesn’t matter if she wanted it or not. No self-respecting man would offer something like that to a girl, especially one that’s drunk.

Everyone encounters trials and tribulations, No choices, so face it! Live with it! Fight for it!

We are great and our faults are great and therefore our problems great and great are our consolations.

If I could have drawn a cat yelling for lasagna every day for 15 years and have them pay me $30 million to do so, I would have.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if the women don't get you then the whiskey must.

A song just doesn't come on. I've always had to tease it out, squeeze it out.

I think that rebellions arise out of anger, and they're very short-lived. And a revolution has some sense of a long time frame, millions of years that we've been evolving on this planet.

Genetically modified foods are really just better crops. They're more nutritious. They're more resistant to drought, pests, and that sort of thing.

We can make an impression on this world if the world doesn't make too much impression on us.

The comfort of our peer-connections is reflected in our most honest and direct hand-holding. When we trip, they are the first ones to pull us back up.

We thus see that the Greeks of the early ages knew little of any real people except those to the east and south of their own country, or near the coast of the Mediterranean.