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Jim Gaffigan Quotes: Yeah the appetizer, that's the food we eat before we have our food...No no you're thinking of dessert, that's food we eat after we have our food.
         

Yeah the appetizer, that's the food we eat before we have our food...No no you're thinking of dessert, that's food we eat after we have our food.


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This page presents the quote "Yeah the appetizer, that's the food we eat before we have our food...No no you're thinking of dessert, that's food we eat after we have our food.". Author of this quote is Jim Gaffigan. This quote is about dessert, food, yeah, thinking,.