Yeah, we're sweet but savage, and I think a lot of Canadians are that way.

I got involved in improv comedy. It settled me down when I was getting wild. I was sort of an evil teenager smashing up my cars and drinking and driving, let's just say, a lot.

I would rather be a security guard than a rock star.

I think you're the grumpy Kid in the Hall, I'm the nice Kid in the Hall.

However, we couldn't focus on the films much during the series because we're dumb. Individually we're smart guys, but together we're one big dumb guy, and couldn't concentrate on two things at once.

I'm in a rut deep enough to hang posters.

I don't love comedy but I can watch someone who's kind of interesting forever. I think a waitress who's having a bad day is a lot more fun than Robin Williams doing forty minutes of material.

Cancer Boy probably has the saddest, noblest, sweetest heart of any character I've ever done.

L.A. Woman is amazing, but when I was growing up I was into the Who.

To me, Doors fans were always the 16-year-old idiots at parties, getting stoned, and talking about how Morrison's lyrics were like poetry... like that was a deep thought.

I hate to sound like Julie the cruise director but it's people that I think about all the time.

The only value of wasted time is knowledge.

There were far worse strategies in life than to try to make each aspect of one's existence a minor work of art.

I want a Mini-Cooper because it's fuel efficient, emissions efficient and all that stuff. It's small and better for the environment. I think that will be my next car.

One of my movies was called 'True Lies.' It's what the Democrats should have called their convention.

I love it. It's all good to me. Whether I'm performing in New York, L.A., Columbus or Des Moines, I give 110 percent every night.

Let us make war on the phrase 'violence doesn't solve anything.' It is a lie, and anyone who utters it cannot be taken morally seriously.

I really wanted my creams to feel luxurious and have a beautiful finish, and it's harder to do that with natural ingredients.

Anger can be a wonderful wake up call to help you understand what you need and what you value.

At age ten I switched to guitar, and I've loved the instrument ever since. And I love to practice. I just do. I just love guitar. It still brings a smile to my face!

The thing that sets Mars apart is that it is the one planet that is enough like Earth that you can imagine life possibly once having taken hold there.