Yeah, well, not many boys take their girls out on a duck shoot with them as target for a first date. You have to give me points for style.

The last thing I wanted was to fall in love because, deep down, I remembered that love hurt.

I'm crazy, Zed.' There, I'd admitted it.'Uh-huh. And I'm crazy too -about you.

What were we talking before I was so rudely interrupted by a flying citrus ?

You have half our gifts. I the other. Together we make a whole. Together we are much more powerful.

Get out of here. Yoda so does not have an English accent!''Other than that you're saying I'm a dead ringer?''If the shoe fits.''Sheesh, I hate tall girls.

Fine, I'll teach you, ''Besides, there's only so many times a girl wants to fall on her butt in front of the boy she's out to impress.

He who exercises wisdom, exercises the knowledge which is about God.

Forget all the reasons why it wont work and believe the one reason why it will

The strongest of all warriors are these two-Time and Patience.

It's never really that much fun for me to do movies anyway, because you - you know, you have to get up very early in the morning and you have to go in and you spend a lot of time waiting around.

59% of all suicides are actually botched murder-suicides performed by dyslexics.

Almost as swiftly as he had imagined it, she had torn her clothes off, and when she flung them aside it was with that same magnificent gesture by which a whole civilization seemed to be annihilated.

I believe that improvisation is really just a directorial tool. It's a writing tool.

The sense of endings as well as beginnings in the air is now so obvious in so many dimensions of our experience that a critical mass has been reached.

And there's no way I'm going to do Dame Edna.

After you turn on, don't spend the rest of your life contemplating the inner wonders. Begin immediately expressing your revelation in acts of beauty.