Yeah, you're a regular Mozart...well, except for the whole music thing.

He didn't have a single clue what was going on with these two strangers, but every instinct told him Master George equaled good, Mistress Jane equaled bald- he blinked-uh, bad.

Story is more akin to the lines on your palm. No matter what your fortuneteller claims, the lines are not maps of your future. They are side effects of the flexion of the hand.

The liberal soul shall be made fat.

I find flaws attractive. I find scars attractive.

In a perfect world, mothers would remind their daughters each morning of how beautiful their strong noses are, or how special their curly red hair is.

Sam, had a great time this weekend but the golf was lousey.

If a string has one end, it has another.

God's mercy on you degenerate swine.

It hadn't even occured to me that somebody would believe mine.

I'm going to attempt to do everything that I can to keep the Rams in St. Louis.

When people get tired they will say, "Enough is enough. If you want to kill us all, you can kill us all."