Years ago I was a runway model, and I used to get laughs. I thought it was a joke anyway

I prepared for the part by drinking, but I was sober when I was performing

Milk Duds kept me going.

The gun issue is a big, unresolved issue in this country right now. I think it's out of control

When I'm with my friends I'm funny, but I don't feel like I'm a funny clown

I never thought I was funny, but I enjoy being funny

I think at the end of a show, you have to walk out with a message. That's my hardest struggle right now; that's what I'm working towards.

I love improvisation.

As an actor, you have to have your history.

John Cusack is a dream. I did one one-on-one scene with him and we got to shoot it so many times, and he did it different every time.

I never thought I was funny, but I enjoy being funny.

The troubles of modern life come from being divorced from nature.

Sometimes life takes you on a journey that changes everything you thought you wanted.

Positioning is not what you do to a product. Positioning is what you do to the mind of the prospect.

Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God.

In all adversity, what God takes away He may give us back with increase.

But Christ's lore and his apostles twelve, He taught and first he followed it himself.

I don't write about certain arguments I have with my wife. I'd get my head torn off if wrote about certain things.

History is often not what actually happened but what is recorded as such.

Contrology is designed to give you suppleness, natural grace, and skill that will be unmistakably reflected in the way you walk, in the way you play, and in the way you work.

There are two types of girls: those that can make cheap clothes look expensive and those that make designer clothes look cheap.